LARD HAT

It’s SOOOOOO frustrating to me to see people misquote Gandhi. Acutally, it was Nelson Mandela who said the famous line “Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks.”

Mandela, in turn, was echoing Thoreau, who said “Verily, when I go a-whoring and a-balling, it becomes clear that these New England hoes ain’t be nothin but skank-ass bitches, yet somehow I still desire to wet my wood with them.”

Thoreau’s sentiment reflects that of Buddha, who said, “Ain’t no bitches, ain’t no hoes, ain’t no playas and ain’t no pimps. If you be trapped in that pimp/ho duality, then you, nigga, be trippin.”

Let’s get this shit straight for once! Just because you see it on the internet doesn’t mean it’s true!

fuckyeahyoga:

i might need to check my sources on this one.