LARD HAT

Daniel. 29. Phoenix/Madrid. Surrealist, Buddhist, minimalist, educator and omnivore. Also: madridingles.es.

You’re goddamn right I’ve got a HOT JOB. In fact, I don’t just have one hot job. I have TWO OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKING HOT MAMAS. Jesus! My jobs are so fucking hot they’re burning your pubes right the fuck off! Y’all better step the fuck back, or else you might lose your junk!

Read ‘em and weep, motherfuckers. I’m an overseas English teacher and a Spanish translator!

I win the game of life.

Suckers.

terrydassow:

  1. Teaching English overseas
  2. Financial examiner/internal auditor
  3. Mobile media
  4. Healthcare case managers
  5. Spanish translators
  6. Healthcare information technology
  7. Data mining and analytics
  8. Occupational health & safety
  9. Geriatric healthcare
  10. Green jobs